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我要评论FBI Director James Comey was leading one of the most important investigations of our time when he was fired Tuesday -- but don't worry guys, President Trump has got a plan.。
President Trump has great, just terrific candidates lined up to take James Comey's place. The lying news media has been treating Trump very, very unfairly since Tuesday. He knows the best people! The best! The best! Unfortunately, the crooked media doesn't want you to know that. 。
SEE ALSO:Give Trumpcare a break: Here are all the pre-existing conditions it will cover 。Below are all the candidates President Trump would love to see appointed FBI director. He's not going to be easy on them. He's going to be very, very tough. 。
FBI Director James Comey made this country very weak -- but these great Americans are sure to make America strong again. 。
FBI Director James Comey made this country very weak -- but these great Americans are sure to make America strong again.。
1. Jared Kushner。Credit: andrew harrer/Getty Images。
Kushner is already in charge of 400 different political offices, so why not another? He's already shown to be very good at going to Iraq. Is there anything Jared Kushner won't be assigned to do?
2. Frederick Douglass
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3. Trump's Doctor, Dr. Bornstein 。
Only one man can cure what ails America...Dr. Harold N. Bornstein.#VoteNo #AHCA pic.twitter.com/LCCNbWNgal。
— Larry Smathers (MrLarrySmathers) May 4, 2017 。
Dr. Bornstein, otherwise known as the Dude from Big Lebowski, is high on the very short list of educated people still willing to work with President Trump. Let's give him a job! 。 。4. Tiffany Trump 。
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Little Tiffany is one of the few Trumps to not have a job in the administration. President Trump would generously offer this position to Tiffany if he could only remember who she was. 。5. Dory from Finding Dory 。
5. Dory from Finding Dory 。
Via Giphy 。Dory was a goddamn hero in that movie, which Trump watched in the White House after signing the infamous travel ban. Nobody respects women and animated fish more than President Trump. 。
6. J. Edgar Hoover 。
6. J. Edgar Hoover 。Credit: keystone/Getty Images 。
J. Edgar Hoover did just a phenomenal job while director of the FBI, until Crooked Clinton or Obama or someone forced him out.。
7. Lieutenant General Michael Flynn。Credit: win mcnamee/Getty Images 。
He's looking, and we're hiring! 。
8. Paul Ryan 。Credit: zach gibson/Getty Images 。
President Trump will gladly recommend Ryan for the position if it means he'll shut up about Trumpcare. 。
9. This fine vacuum cleaner 。It's a Dyson!Credit: SSPL via Getty Images 。
President Trump thinks this vacuum cleaner is uniquely qualified to investigate his campaign's ties to Russia, thank you very much. 。
10. President Trump 。
Via Giphy。He's already been such a great president. Why not add FBI director to his list of responsibilities? Nothing has stopped him before -- and no one, it increasingly seems, is capable of stopping him now. 。Featured Video For You 。He chose esports over school 15 years ago, and now it's paying off 。
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