【】
我要评论So no one told you life was gonna be this way. Your birthday's a joke! Your piñata isn't broken, because there's no way you're touching can-day! 。
Jennifer Aniston's recent jaunt to Cabo with husband Justin Theroux and bestie Courtney Cox took a turn too dark to even be considered as a plot twist on 。 The Leftovers。The Leftovers 。
. The crew celebrated with an empty piñata rather than dare cross paths with processed sugar! 。SEE ALSO:Tom Brady has some very harsh words for strawberries 。
By signing up you agree to our Terms of Use and Privacy Policy. 。
Thanks for signing up! 。
"Actually, we didn't put anything in the piñata. We had a piñata and didn't end up smashing." he continued. "What are you going to put in it? Kale? Kale? She doesn't eat candy!" 。
Now, there are plenty of things between between candy and kale that Aniston may enjoy, like perhaps sample sized containers of organic shea butter. And yet, the piñata remained empty. 。
After admitting that a kale piñata is a terrible thing, Theroux suggests trying it out for a kid's birthday, further exposing himself as a masochist, "Watch 20 10-year-olds cry." 。Friends, whatever you do, never let Justin Theroux anywhere near a birthday party again. 。
Friends, whatever you do, never let Justin Theroux anywhere near a birthday party again. 。
Via Giphy 。
相关文章
Twitter grants everyone access to quality filter for tweet notifications
Twitter introduced two features Thursday in an effort to give users more control on what notificatio2025-08-02'Doctor Sleep' isn't 'The Shining'
The following is a spoiler-free review of Doctor Sleep. If you want to watch The Shining,then watchT2025-08-02
Netflix's 'Let It Snow' is bursting with holiday cheer: Review
If movies have taught us anything, it's that the holidays are a make-or-break time for all kinds of2025-08-02
New Xiaomi phone will have a 108
Yes, it's probably time to get used to the penta camera (meaning a five-sensor camera) moniker. Xiao2025-08-02This coloring book is here for all your relationship goals
LONDON -- We are living through the golden age of celebrity relationships. Gone are the days of tort2025-08-02John Boyega admits it was his 'Star Wars' script that ended up on eBay
UPDATE: Nov. 27, 2019, 11:24 a.m. EST After J.J. Abrams revealed that a script for Star Wars: The Ri2025-08-02
最新评论