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Wow, another week in the ol' logbook. Five workdays in the dust, never to be seen again.
You frankly love to see it.
The weekend is here and so is fall — yes, summer is officially gone, even if the planet is heading into a perpetual heatwave.
So, anyway, it's weekend time. To celebrate, per usual, we collected some of our favorite tweets of the week that'll hopefully make you laugh.
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Here they are, the 12 best tweets of the week.
1. Let me be 100 percent clear on the matter: No Bingus
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2. Obligatory dril tweet
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3. The people have voted and decided it is an average ocean
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4. Honestly, this would be the perfect amount of followers. Just post burger and live in peace.
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5. Everyone be quiet. Hush up. Focus. Now listen: Kevin Lasagna.
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6. This tweet is too loud and it is rude to me, personally
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7. The passage of time, what a concept
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8. This is perhaps the greatest idea of our time and Taco Bell should implement it immediately
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9. This room kicks ass and we all know it
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10. Another dril tweet for your viewing pleasure
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11. Ladies and gentleman, esteemed colleagues, the joker
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12. And finally, in honor of fall being upon us, this
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