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我要评论So no one told you life was gonna be this way. Your birthday's a joke! Your piñata isn't broken, because there's no way you're touching can-day!。
Jennifer Aniston's recent jaunt to Cabo with husband Justin Theroux and bestie Courtney Cox took a turn too dark to even be considered as a plot twist on 。 The Leftovers 。The Leftovers 。
. The crew celebrated with an empty piñata rather than dare cross paths with processed sugar! 。SEE ALSO:Tom Brady has some very harsh words for strawberries 。
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"Actually, we didn't put anything in the piñata. We had a piñata and didn't end up smashing." he continued. "What are you going to put in it? Kale? Kale? She doesn't eat candy!" 。
Now, there are plenty of things between between candy and kale that Aniston may enjoy, like perhaps sample sized containers of organic shea butter. And yet, the piñata remained empty. 。
After admitting that a kale piñata is a terrible thing, Theroux suggests trying it out for a kid's birthday, further exposing himself as a masochist, "Watch 20 10-year-olds cry." 。Friends, whatever you do, never let Justin Theroux anywhere near a birthday party again. 。
Friends, whatever you do, never let Justin Theroux anywhere near a birthday party again.。
Via Giphy。
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