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我要评论Do you love Spongebob Squarepants? Not as much as Jack Rowe does.
The 18-year-old from County Mayo, Ireland, recently unearthed his childhood "Spongebob diary" — a volume full of exuberant love letters to the great yellow sponge himself.
"Dear Spongebob, I am your biggest fan even bigger than everyone else," one entry reads. "I love you Spongebob."
SEE ALSO:'Spongebob Boy' pulling faces and dozing off is all of us during dull political broadcastsRowe also mentions mysterious figures named "Alan" and "Fiona" — mere bandwagon fans who do not love Spongebob as much as he does.
Credit: twitter/@jackkroweeSome entries are even more passionate.
"I wish I was yellow just like you and have holes in my body just like you," the journal says. "I may seem like a copycat but I am not."
Are you really prepared to live in an undersea pineapple, Jack? Have you checked to make sure you can rent the scuba equipment?
Credit: twitter/@jackkroweeBut the journal isn't all self-promotion. Rowe also asked some tough questions: for example, why is Squidward ("squid") so upset all the time?
"I would like to see him nice to you and Pat," wrote Rowe, "but I think that will never happen in life of him."
Credit: twitter/@jackkroweeWe are inclined to agree.
Via GiphyRowe tweeted a few shots of the diary on Tuesday — and despite his apparent horror, the Internet has been very supportive.
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See? A strong imagination is nothing to be embarrassed about.
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