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Being stuck listening to your neighbors having loud sex is rough.
Being #ForeverAlone and having to listen can make it even worse.
Jenna Levine, a student at Syracuse University, decided to take a stand against too-loud dorm sex by writing her neighbors a candid note. Her neighbors unexpectedly responded to the note very positively – they sent a message back along with a chocolate bar.
SEE ALSO:Hero teacher casually busts out rap, students go wildLevine shared Snapchats and photos of the notes on Twitter.
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First, she slipped a note under her sexually active neighbor's door.
Credit: JennaFrmDaBl0ck/twitterThe note reads:
Hello neighbor,
Please have sex a little more quietly please. Some of us are trying to nap and not be reminded how alone I am...feel free to make all the love you want. Just please, make it nasty at a lower volume. Thank you!
Levine was pretty apprehensive about leaving the note.
"I was so nervous when I slipped it under their door. I tiptoed away like a cartoon burglar," Levine wrote to Mashable.
To her surprise, the neighbors replied with a note of their own and a chocolate bar.
Credit: JennaFrmDaBl0ck/twitter"Deepest apologies – hope you enjoy this chocolate bar!" was written on its wrapper.
Levine flipped the card over to find a lengthy apology.
Credit: JennaFrmDaBl0ck/twitterDearest neighbors,
I'm so so incredibly sorry about that. I didn't realize how loud I was being, and ya know, sometimes having loud sex is low key kinda hot but obviously at your cost, which I apologize so sincerely for. I'm so so sorry, I hope this hasn't occurred too often, and thanks so much for the incredible and hilarious card. I will for sure try to make it nasty at a significantly lower level. And hey, don't you worry, you're not alone forever. The right person will come along when the time comes. I was single for 18 years. Haha. Once again, I apologize so sincerely and deeply.
Sorry, Room 338.
Levine was shocked to receive such a nice response.
"I never thought they would actually write back. At first I was nervous they were gonna murder me but my they were really good sports about it," she said.
Even though her original tweet has been blowing up, Levine and the residents of Room 338 still have yet to meet.
"I still haven't met my neighbors but they've tweeted at me how excited they are that we're going viral and that they're gonna keep the note forever," she told Mashable.
This looks like the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
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