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Face it: 395 (and counting) episodes of solid crime television isn't enough. We need more Law & Order: SVU.

Luckily, developer Scott Luptowski has a solution with episode descriptions generated by a computer program.

Sure, SVU can seem slightlyrobotic already, but to be fair there are only so many variations of "I want a lawyer" that you can write before you're just saying nonsense.

After building a script to pull episode descriptions from Hulu, IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes, Luptowski used a tool called a markov chain to automatically predict text based on the existing episode summaries. Luptowski told Mashablein a DM that he then ran the episodes through the chain hundreds of times to find the funniest results.

As you can see, the computer-generated episodes deserve, at the very least, a dozen Emmys.

I fed a program the plot summary of every Law and Order SVU episode and now it is generating new episodes pic.twitter.com/OiaKsfMq1h

— Scott Luptowski (@scottluptowski) January 3, 2017

@scottluptowski More SVU episodes generated by the program pic.twitter.com/DoUO14reqw

— Scott Luptowski (@scottluptowski) January 3, 2017

Also, I'm pretty sure, "An Assistant District Attorney is found in the victim's purse" was already an episode.

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